♫ There’s a big ol’ white duck standin’ in the water ♫

♫ Big ol’ white duck doin’ what he otter ♫

♫ He preened and

he preened and

he preened real well ♫

♫ Spit out some water and he said,

“Do Tell!” ♫

♫ “Now I’m a big ol’ white duck

Swimmin’ in the water” ♫

♫ “Quack! Quack! Quack!” ♫