Today, a Hypercompe Scribonia Caterpillar (who will grow into a Giant Leopard Moth someday)  arrived on my sidewalk — ready for his photo shoot.
I quickly learned that he really doesn’t have big shiny bug eyes.  What I thought were eyes are ‘lobes‘, and his eyes are on the lower front edge of each one. He’s got  several eyes on each side.
He doesn’t have a nose, either.  Instead, he has 18 nostrils along his body.  Only they’re not called ‘nostrils’, they’re called ‘spiracles’.  Anyway, that’s  where he breathes.
There’s another spiracle — up in the right corner of the picture. It’s on his ‘4th abdominal segment’. Â In people, an abdomen is also called a ‘belly’. Â Caterpillars sort of have 10 bellies, but they’re called ‘abdominal segments‘.
We discussed his legs. He has a whole lot more of them than you and I do, even more that a dog or a cow! Â But not all of this caterpillar’s legs are ‘true legs‘. There are 6 of those. They’re up front near his head. Â Besides being on his front end, you can tell they’re true legs because they each end in a claw.
Those other legs are called ‘prolegs‘. Â They end in a bunch of tiny hooks called ‘crochets‘.
He has no arms, but it’s ok because all the legs kind of make up for that.
SO … on with the Photo Shoot.
The first order of business was to see just how big this guy really was. Â An impressive 6 centimeters! Â Wow! Â A very big caterpillar! Â (Just for fun, he also stretched out on a brick. Â He was as long as the space between 2 holes.)
He played around on the brick for awhile, but when he decided to go INTO a hole …
DISASTER STRUCK!!!!!
** When something is stuck on its back and can’t right itself, we say that it is ‘Turtled’. Â If something is stuck head-first in a hole, is it ‘Pillared’? **
From there, things just got silly.
He said he was a ‘Hip Cat’, and pretended to be wearing shades …
… wiggled his prolegs in the dahlia pot …
… and relaxed in the rose of  sharon.
After ascending the gargoyle (of which he wasn’t a bit frightened despite its Massive size and Fearsome expression) …
… he slid down it’s wing! Â (Can you BELIEVE that?)
Well, about the time I was convinced that things couldn’t get ANY MORE out-of-control,
(By the way, did you know that caterpillar dung is called ‘scat‘?